i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool
TO ANYBODY WHO HASN’T WATCHED/DOESN’T LIKE SHERLOCK I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR THAT’S THE DEAL
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
Between James’ birthday, Remus’ birthday, and St. Patrick’s Day, the Marauders must have spent the entire month of March completely inebriated